I accept Jesus existed.
I have decided that it is far simpler to accept that the man, Jesus, existed. I won’t ever bother arguing with any Christian apologist that Jesus did not exist ever again. Do you hear that Christians? I accept that Jesus was a historical person.
In accepting this I do nothing but move myself away from a currently controversial (in historical academia) view that Jesus is a complete myth. They can no longer call me a Christ-myther and compare me to holocaust deniers (a very very illogical comparison).
Now with all of that argument out of the way, I can move onto a more simple argument where the Christian apologists have absolutely no leg to stand on. The whole point that Jesus was nothing but an ordinary man, who tricked people into believing he was a man-deity.
I accept, against my critical thinking, that Jesus existed. I in no way at all accept any of the ridiculous stories about him. I don’t accept that he healed people miraculously, walked on water, turned water to wine, created large amounts of food from a small amount of food, cursed a fig tree, or was raised from the dead. These are all completely moronic things to believe and I would be completely giving up on my critical thinking to accept that he did any of these things.
The man Jesus performed zero miracles in his lifetime. He was a plain man who managed to make himself exceptionally famous. That is it. Even in accepting that Jesus was a historical figure I can still point out that Christianity, like every other religion, is complete nonsense. This is simply because of the above. None of those acts performed by Jesus are historically accurate and to argue that they are just makes you completely fucking deluded.
Admitting that Jesus was an historical person makes no changes to my life or belief. A Christian admitting that the above acts performed by Jesus are false makes them no longer a Christian. If they admit that Jesus did not rise from the dead, then the whole point of that religious story is destroyed. That is why they can’t do it. The reason I can’t accept those miracles is because they are outright irrational.
Help me, Jebus!
I, for the life of me, can not understand how any atheist could possible accept the Jesus of the Bible as an actual person. I have heard in the past people state that he did exist but he was just a preacher or ordinary man. I guess that is acceptable, but then why would you make a religion around him?
There is an interesting video by David Fitzgerald that gives a short take of a book he wrote about the historicity of Jesus. It is a short talk and therefore has a lot of inconsistencies but I hope the book would clear a lot of that up. I intend on reading it as soon as I get the chance.
As stated by David in that video, a big problem is the lack of documentation by people who would have been very interested in writing about Jesus. There were authors that had a massive interest in everything to do about Jesus at the time of his “apparent” life time, yet other works of theirs survived but absolutely nothing to do with Jesus did. Why?
A claim made by many people, when stating to them that Jesus most likely did not exist, is that there is as much evidence for Alexander the Great (or other historical persons) existing as Jesus. That is simply not true. There might be similar amounts of documentation, but there is archaeological evidence from his lifetime that go much further to confirm his existence than anything to do with Jesus.
I also have a big problem with using the New Testament as evidence. There is no way an historian would use the Alexander romance as evidence except in minor ways. From my understanding there is not any other person, who is accepted as existing historically, that has as much supernatural happenings as surrounds the story of Jesus in the Bible. Would you believe Alexander the Great actually existed if the majority of stories and historical documents about him contained all sorts of supernatural occurrences? No? Then why believe that Jesus actually existed as a man?
I asked a Dr. Tim McGrew (this might be him) whether he knew of any other book with as many miracles and supernatural, as the New Testament contains, that is accepted as containing historical facts? His response was the Old Testament. I asked whether there was any other book that was not a one about the Abrahamic religions and his response was that he didn’t know of any. You can read through the comments yourself by clicking this link.
I also have a big problem with McGrew; in the fact that he holds strong Christian beliefs. For him to evaluate the evidence critically would be very difficult (as with many other historians with strong religious beliefs). Even in the discussion I had with him he said, “I think the public historical evidence for the resurrection is excellent, and I think that vindicates His claim to be the Son of God.” Even if there is public historical evidence for the resurrection of any man, why would you believe it? It is completely against reason; no person has or ever will rise from the dead after 3 days. Maybe in the future with modern medicine we might be able to achieve that feat but other than that it is complete nonsense.
There is also an interesting paragraph on the Wikipedia article for the Christ myth theory that fits with what I am saying:
Donald Akenson, Professor of Irish Studies in the department of history at Queen’s University has argued that, with very few exceptions, the historians of Yeshua have not followed sound historical practices. He has stated that there is an unhealthy reliance on consensus, for propositions, which should otherwise be based on primary sources, or rigorous interpretation. He also holds that some of the criteria being used are faulty. He says that, the overwhelming majority of biblical scholars are employed in institutions whose roots are in religious beliefs. Because of this, more than any other group in present day academia, biblical historians are under immense pressure to theologize their historical work. It is only through considerable individual heroism, that many biblical historians have managed to maintain the scholarly integrity of their work.
I know this is an argument that can’t be won either way, unless they find Jesus’ diary. There is no way to say without a doubt that Jesus of the Bible never existed, but I will say that it is highly unlikely that he did. If he did exist, he definitely did not perform any miracles or rise from the dead.
Zombie Jesus versus Chocolate Laying Rabbit.
My understanding of why Christians celebrate the death of Jesus and the resurrection of zombie Jesus is as follows.
God created everything. God created man from dust or sand or whatever you want to translate it as. Then God created woman from one of man’s ribs. This all knowing god had them living in a garden full of awesomeness but, in it, he placed a talking snake and a tree bearing fruit that he banned the humans from eating. I will state it again; he is an ALL KNOWING god. He had to have known that the talking snake was going to convince the humans to eat the fruit from the tree. He acts all surprised when it occurs and calls this “Original Sin” and kicks them out of the garden of awesomeness.
From now on every human born is born into sin. This went on for around 6000 years, or however long the craziest of Christians believe is the age of the earth, and he thought he would help humans resolve the mistake he knowingly made them make. He broke one of his commandments and committed adultery, and magic rape, and impregnated a girl named Mary with his child, or himself… This child was pretty amazing, he could do all sorts of magical things and was mostly a really good person.
After living for around 30 years he had to go and sacrifice himself to clean humans of their sins. This brings us to “Good” Friday. On that day Jesus was crucified, therefore “dying for our sins,” or something. Then he was put in a tomb with a massive boulder that weighed a shit tonne. A couple of days later he somehow was raised from the dead to become zombie Jesus.
He then moved the boulder, did some things around town and after that ascended to heaven, or space, or whatever.
In short, God created original sin. Then, to repair the thing he condemned humans to, he forced a woman to give birth to himself or his son, so that he could remove the sin that he himself had originally condemned humans to, but to do this his son/himself had to be murdered in a gruesome fashion.
This is completely fucking retarded. If you believe this, then I believe that you are a gullible idiot. This is no longer what Easter is all about, just as Christmas is no longer about the birth of this mythical god man.
There is this article on the Sydney Morning Herald website that is saying it is sad that a large majority of Australia children have no idea what Easter is about. They just think it is a day a magical rabbit lays chocolate eggs for them to eat. The concern in this article is that they are not learning an important life story about sacrifice or similar.
There is absolutely no way I would ever want to tell my children the religious story of Easter. First, it is completely stupid and religion in general is moronic. Second, It’s not a child friendly story.
Meanwhile, I will happily tell my children about a rabbit that distributes chocolate for no reason but to give. Because giving people gifts they enjoy is awesome.
There are much nicer and constructive ways to teach ethics and morality to your children. If you think telling them the bizarre Jesus story, is in any way beneficial to them then you are deluded.
Easter is now about spending time with friends and family and, as Bunnings likes to suggest, getting some work done around the house.
