I was wrong. Jesus is a lich.

ReligionIt turns out that I was wrong about Jesus returning as Zombie Jesus. He in fact becomes a Lich.

A lich is a person who has attached their consciousness to their corpse. This means the corpse is baring the damage prior to death. They also command hordes of undead and raise people from death. These all fit perfectly with the Jesus character.

A Zombie is a brain dead animated corpe that attacks the living. This is nothing like Jesus.

This has been a retraction and that is all. Here is the image that prompted this:

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Critical thinking & nerdy dad who enjoys playing basketball and listening to Hip Hop.

One response to “I was wrong. Jesus is a lich.”

  1. Dork Dan says :

    Reblogged this on Nerd musing.

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